Tour de France Stage 12 Thursday, July 16 2009
Tonnerre – Vittel211.5 km
Ok is not that I’m bored of the flat stages, far from it, they have been really exciting this tour, however I really want the mountains to start now. I want to see crowds screaming at the riders as they struggle up hill. I want to see a mountain finish and Contador Paella everyones ass again, Except Carlos Sastre and Bradley Wiggins that is. This stage though is another sprint fest again. This is not such a bad thing as I’m really enjoying watching Cavendish win (THATS RIGHT BRITISH MEDIA CAVENDISH WIN AGAIN!!!). This one is a little bit more hilly with a ton of 4th cat climbs throughout. Whilst I would struggle up these sweating like a kiddy fiddler at the school gates I firmly expect that lot at the tour to whizz over them. Good luck Cavendish good luck Wiggins and good luck all my other favorites. May the god of flat tires come and dance on Lance Armstrong ass all day tomorrow and let us watch him panic like a slaughter house pig trying to make his way back to the peleton. Lets get through some tubulars tomorrow ASTANA what do you reckon.