Lagazzettadellabici's Blog

Notes on today’s bike ride. 50 miles, very cold.

Posted in Uncategorized by lagazzettadellabici on January 31, 2010

Notes from todays bike ride: 1. Dont realise that 10 miles into your ride you have forgotten to take your medication. A. You WILL SPAK out!

Notes from todays bike ride: 2. When you start to SPAK out from no medication stop riding your bike it makes it easier to deal with.

Notes from todays bike ride: 3. Dont let that annoying little rattle ruin your whole ride. Bikes rattle get over it.

Notes from todays bike ride: 4. Dont whatever you do try and ride your bike down the Royal Mile into Windsor you WILL get really bollocked.

Notes from todays bike ride 5. When in windsor remember its a mass tourist attraction & dont be surprise with how many Japanese people there

Notes from todays bike ride: 6. Only ever eat in the MAMA MIA CAFE nowhere else. No one else does but that is the best thing about it

Notes from todays bike ride: 7. When going up hill dont keep pedalling if your chain comes off its not a pretty sight

Notes from todays bike ride: 8. If you stop for a cup of tea sit inside or your legs wont work when you get back on your bike.

Notes from todays bike ride: 9. After 100 stop saying hello to every rider you see as no one say hello back so just get on with your ride

Notes from todays bike ride: 10. Whatever you do dont reckon you can find a NEW route home as you can’t and will get lost.

Notes from todays bike ride: 11. The drivers pulling out that are looking & talking to their KID in the back of the car cant see you as well

Notes from todays bike ride: 12. That stupid driver WILL FUCKING SHIT IT WHEN YOU PULL UP IN FRONT OF THEM AND OPEN THEIR DOOR SCREAMING

Notes from todays bike ride: 13. HOWEVER dont hit the driver because you have forgotten your medication and will go to prison

Notes from todays bike ride: 14. Dont let any of these little annoying things stop you from riding your bike as its been very good today.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: